Sat
Jun
27
And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I’ll tell you the story of my life :
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to London and I
I booked myself in at the Y … W.C.A.
I said : “I like it here - can I stay ?
I like it here - can I stay ?
Do you have a vacancy
For a Back-scrubber?”
—The Smiths

I spent an absolutely perfect night last week singing these songs over gin rummy, then later over the toilet.